[Verse 1]
Bm7
Went down to Tin Pan Alley
Bm7
To see what was goin' on
Bm7
Things was too hot down there
Bm7
Couldn't stay very long
Em7
Hey hey hey hey
Em7                                  Bm7
Alley's the roughest place I've ever been
F#9
All the people down there
E9
Livin' for their whisky, wine, and gin 

[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
Bm7
I heard a woman scream
Bm7
Yeah and I peeped through the door
Bm7
Some cat was workin' on Annie with a
Bm7
Lord with a two-by-four
Em7
Hey hey hey hey
Em7                                  Bm7
Alley's the roughest place I've ever been

F#9
All the people down there
E9
Livin' for their whisky, wine, and gin 

[Interlude]
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[Verse 3]
Bm7
I heard a pistol shoot
Bm7
Yeah and it was a .44
Bm7
Somebody killed a crap shooter
Bm7
Cause he didn't shake, rattle, and roll
Em7
Hey hey hey hey
Em7                                  Bm7
Alley's the roughest place I've ever been
F#9
All the people down there
E9
Killin' for their whisky, wine, and gin 

[Interlude]
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[Verse 4]
Bm7
I saw a cop standing
Bm7
With his hand on his gun
Bm7
He said, this is a raid boy
Bm7
Nobody run
Em7
Hey hey hey hey
Em7
Alley's the roughest place I've ever been
F#9
Yeah they took me away from Alley
E9                                  Bm7
Lord they took me right back to the pen 

[Outro]
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