Chordisplay

Small Batch Bullshit
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Key: C

Chorus:
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Cause it’s hand-crafted
G
Artisan-made
Am
Bespoke, authentic
G
Signature Grade-A
F
Locally-sourced and locally grown
C
Procured and Curated
G        F                 C
Natural, Small-Batch, Bullshit

C
We made a cute little commercial
G
With glockenspiels and fingersnaps
Am
Big ole’ forced white smiles
G
And 6-point font for the facts
F
Now get out your credit cards
C
Hurry up before it’s too late
G
Our marketing team told us we can burn
                             G7
3 million unique snowflakes

C
Cause it’s hand-crafted
G
Artisan-made
Am
Bespoke, authentic
G
Signature Grade-A
F
Locally-sourced and locally grown
C
Procured and Curated
G        F                 C
Natural, Small-Batch, Bullshit

C
Yes we will dropship
G
Straight to your door
Am
Put some adjectives on it
G
charge 20% more
F
Mail it to you monthly
C
Charges on a subscription plan
G
You won’t know how to unsubscribe
 G7
And we don’t give a damn

C
Cause it’s hand-crafted
G
Artisan-made
Am
Bespoke, authentic
G
Signature Grade-A
F
Locally-sourced and locally grown
C
Procured and Curated
G        F                 C
Natural, Small-Batch, Bullshit