Small Batch Bullshit freqfractal Key: C

Chorus: C Cause it’s hand-crafted G Artisan-made Am Bespoke, authentic G Signature Grade-A F Locally-sourced and locally grown C Procured and Curated G F C Natural, Small-Batch, Bullshit

C We made a cute little commercial G With glockenspiels and fingersnaps Am Big ole’ forced white smiles G And 6-point font for the facts F Now get out your credit cards C Hurry up before it’s too late G Our marketing team told us we can burn G7 3 million unique snowflakes

C Cause it’s hand-crafted G Artisan-made Am Bespoke, authentic G Signature Grade-A F Locally-sourced and locally grown C Procured and Curated G F C Natural, Small-Batch, Bullshit

C Yes we will dropship G Straight to your door Am Put some adjectives on it G charge 20% more F Mail it to you monthly C Charges on a subscription plan G You won’t know how to unsubscribe G7 And we don’t give a damn

C Cause it’s hand-crafted G Artisan-made Am Bespoke, authentic G Signature Grade-A F Locally-sourced and locally grown C Procured and Curated G F C Natural, Small-Batch, Bullshit