{INTRO}
Riff 1 x4
Riff 2 x2

{VERSE}
[Riff 1 (B7)]
I dropped the buzzard in the sand and strode off slowly toward the town
I needed dinner and a place where I could throw my weight around
[Riff 1 (G7)]
I detected faint axilla scent that put me off my appetite
[Riff 1 (First half in C7, second half in F)]
But mouflon warring where I went renewed in me a need to fight

[Riff 1 x4]

{VERSE}
Then reveling in mirror mask I soon was lost in foggy ditch
Without a feather gray or white to tickle that piano witch
Fearing that I must expose my worm to holographic haze
My Clinometer error rose and spawned in her new mawkish ways

[Riff 1 x4]
[Riff 3 x3]

{PRE-CHORUS}
[Eb                    Bb               Ab                Bb]
I woke the witch with reverence reserved for serpents, snails, and slugs
[Eb                    Bb               Ab                Bb]
I pulled the witch from out the ditch and turned to face the furry thugs
[Eb                    Bb               Ab                Bb]
The sheep they smiled with teeth agleam The weapons in their hooves revolved
[Eb                    Bb               Ab                F]
I detected a prostatic ream I gulped and felt my loins dissolve!

{CHORUS}
[F(build):]
Axilla
Axilla
Axilla
Axilla
Axilla
Axilla

[Riff 1 x4]

[F(build):]
Axilla
Axilla
Axilla
Axilla
Axilla
Axilla

[Riff 1 x4]
[(last one slow it down and resolve/end on Bb)]

===================================================================
NOTES

Riff 1:
Bb                              Db Db   Eb
---------6--6----6-6-----6-6------------------
---------6--6----6-6-----6-6---6--6----8------
---8-^--------8^------8^-------6--6----8------
-------------------------------6--6----8------
----------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------

Riff 2: (shown here in Bm; this riff is
        played on other roots as noted in the chart)
   Bm
--------------------------------|----------------------------
--------------------------------|----------------------------
----------6---------------------|----------6-----------------
-----8------8---6--8-------6----|-----8-------8----6--8------
---8---8------8---------8-------|---8---8-------8------------
-6--------------------9-------9-|-6----------------------9---

Riff 3:
    Bb     Db Db   Eb
----16\------------------------------
----16\----6-6--8--------------------
--/--------6-6--8--------------------
-----------6-6--8--------------------
-------------------------------------
-------------------------------------