{INTRO} Riff 1 x4 Riff 2 x2
{VERSE} [Riff 1 (B7)] I dropped the buzzard in the sand and strode off slowly toward the town I needed dinner and a place where I could throw my weight around [Riff 1 (G7)] I detected faint axilla scent that put me off my appetite [Riff 1 (First half in C7, second half in F)] But mouflon warring where I went renewed in me a need to fight
[Riff 1 x4]
{VERSE} Then reveling in mirror mask I soon was lost in foggy ditch Without a feather gray or white to tickle that piano witch Fearing that I must expose my worm to holographic haze My Clinometer error rose and spawned in her new mawkish ways
[Riff 1 x4] [Riff 3 x3]
{PRE-CHORUS} [Eb Bb Ab Bb] I woke the witch with reverence reserved for serpents, snails, and slugs [Eb Bb Ab Bb] I pulled the witch from out the ditch and turned to face the furry thugs [Eb Bb Ab Bb] The sheep they smiled with teeth agleam The weapons in their hooves revolved [Eb Bb Ab F] I detected a prostatic ream I gulped and felt my loins dissolve!
{CHORUS} [F(build):] Axilla Axilla Axilla Axilla Axilla Axilla
[Riff 1 x4]
[F(build):] Axilla Axilla Axilla Axilla Axilla Axilla
[Riff 1 x4] [(last one slow it down and resolve/end on Bb)]
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Riff 2: (shown here in Bm; this riff is played on other roots as noted in the chart) Bm
| -------------------------------- | ---------------------------- |
|---|---|
| ----------6--------------------- | ----------6----------------- |
| -----8------8---6—8-------6---- | -----8-------8----6—8------ |
| ---8---8------8---------8------- | ---8---8-------8------------ |
| -6--------------------9-------9- | -6----------------------9--- |